YOU ARE BROKE. SELL YOUR STUFF ON TELEVISION.

Simply enter an appealing description of the item and submit your transcript to the teleprompter!

Try to get a high or low score! Nothing truly matters in the end!

Credits:

Music by Pegasnow.

Using VaderSharp.

And then there's me!!!

Updated 19 days ago
StatusReleased
PlatformsHTML5
Rating
(17)
AuthorAutumn Rain
GenreSimulation
Made withUnity, Aseprite
TagsComedy, Experimental, weird
LicenseMIT License
Average sessionA few minutes
LanguagesEnglish
InputsKeyboard, Mouse

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Really fun! I loved the sale-sona

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this game is really funny and corny! that for making a unique game!

Really cool idea and the art style is perfect. would love to know how the algorithm works

The algorithm is vadersharp in the credits :)

loved it its also a great time waster

First try and I got $920.52. It's a cute, quick game! It does get a bit repetitive, but the art style is certainly unique and cute, as well as the music being fun to listen to!

I got $694.87 on my first try and $721.48 by just typing 'Cool Exciting Adorable' every time... (-'_'-) Still a good time waster!

Pro tip: Copy the phrase "Cool Exciting Adorable" into every sales pitch. It'll work every time.


In other words, it's a perfect example of how real marketing works, 10/10.

Nice, Would play again

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Offloaded all my stuff! Loved how my salessona moved around. :)

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I played your game and had fun playing it. 

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thanks for the video! the game does have an ending, it just shows your total earnings after you go through 10 items.

10/10

It is definitely a game where it's fun to screw around.

thanks for the video! as for how it works, it wants you to say something really positive about the item, so in the box you might write something like "Sonic The Boy Action Figure is the latest and greatest in standing technology!" or "dog is the perfect friend for walking outside with!"
silly but positive things that make the item sound appealing 

Uh, i can't write a description out...

it doesn't let you click in the box?

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Oop! It's working now :~)

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